gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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lzayoi:

lzayoi:

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

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zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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mariahcar3y:

GIRL…LOOK HOW FUCKING ORANGE YOU LOOK



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